sammyjayne74:

*fans self*

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carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

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electraxcunt:

decodethefallenmoon:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol

Omfg “huge coffee mug” wtf

JFC. If it’s not American it doesn’t exist. I have never heard a more relevant sentence.

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pterodactylsftw:

“There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.”

THAT PIGEON THO

That dog has blanket skills I can only dream of.

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electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

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holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

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witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

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hunterwallacephoto:

New Found Glory on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
Extreme Thing
Desert Breeze Park
March 30, 2013
Las Vegas, Nevada

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There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could…

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subtothecore:

Perfect plans for a Friday Night!

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poisonparadise:

I see it too, Dave.

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